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As you know, there are many ways to learn English and one of these is by reading jokes...really! I'm not playing a joke on you all!
As jokes are an important part of English language, I invite you to read some and laugh a little bit...release stress.
This is a piece:
GOD AND THE MAN
A man visits God and says "God, do you mind if I ask you a few questions?" God says "No, ask me anything at all."
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"
So the man says "God, you've been around for a very long time,so, for you, how long is a thousand years?"
God replies "For me, a thousand years is only five minutes."
The man then says "That's interesting God. And, for you, how much is a million dollars?"
God replies "For me, a million dollars is only five cents."
The man says "Really? Well then God, could you lend me five cents please?"
God looks at the man, smiles, and says "Of course my son. Just wait five minutes!"
This is the web site to read more jokes: http://www.angelfire.com/on/topfen/jokes.html
Make you classmates, teachers, and friends laugh at your jokes...and in English! And be part of these people who make others feel better from their own affairs! God'll thank you in a minute! xD
Enjoy!!
